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Jim_Cooper
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« on: May 20, 2008, 11:07:42 AM »
Just got back in from lawn cleaning, a weekly ritual.

One empty (thank God) 12 pack of rubbers,
6 Crack bags,
One scratched-up, non-working, porn DVD,
2 Beer bottles,
One beer can,
And dozens of cigerette butts.


Funny, for the life of me, I can't remember putting those on my lawn.
What does that say about the drivers going by in my neighborhood?

I guess it's better than the dead deer I had last week.
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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2008, 11:19:25 AM »
Sounds like you live to close to one of the porno palaces Grin
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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2008, 01:44:20 PM »
holy smokes! where in the world do you live?
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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2008, 01:54:19 PM »
That's horrible - hubby grumbles and mumbles as he picks up junk in our front yard too but what we have doesn't compare to the pigs that drive by your house.  (I have no idea what a crack bag looks like.)
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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2008, 02:02:51 PM »
Oh my goodness!  What nasty garbage!  With all the teenagers going up and down our street, I'm surprised not to find some of those "goodies" on our front yard!  Although I did find a used condom one time.  YUCK!   Shocked  We mostly get Dunkin Donuts garbage since we are a stones throw away from one!   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2008, 03:44:00 PM »
I'm on Maxim Southard, so I get alot of traffic.
To picture a crack bag, imagine a ziplock sandwich baggie about an inch square.
I'm suprized no one mentioned the "non-working" porno description.
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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2008, 07:44:40 PM »
well i was gonna ask how you knew it didnt work, but didnt think you would find that too funny, so i restrained myself  Grin
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