Very Sad News

[Curtis_Vislocky]

Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.  Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects. Including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack. The California Raisins,  Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captin Crunch.  The gravesite was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jamima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.  Doughboy rose quickly in show business , but his later life was filled with turnovers.  He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.  Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough anb Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven.  He is survived by his elderly father, Pop TaRT.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for twenty minutes.

Please rise to the occasion and pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.

[size=20]HAPPY THANKSGIVING[/size]

[Laura_Kurtz]

LOVE IT!  Thanks for the chuckle, Curtis!  

[James_Mazetta]

Oh the inhumanity of it all.