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Jeanette_Smith
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« on: January 05, 2010, 10:02:48 AM »

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him.

He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.

His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup, and again during the
year if any medical needs arise.

For this, He pays nothing and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He
needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep.

If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living
every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in
the head,

Holy S**t, my dog is a democrat!
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« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2010, 09:58:43 AM »

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