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Annette Vazquez
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« on: March 23, 2010, 07:44:24 AM »
Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah?" said Charlie. "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees."

"Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken-sh!t.
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« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2010, 03:41:51 PM »

The classics never go out of style.  Grin

Thanks, Annette,

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« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2010, 06:25:19 PM »
Alright I'm a bit late with this one....

Who is the first Irishman  to show up each spring?.........  (scroll down)

















Paddy O'Furniture  !    (Patio, get it...?)
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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2010, 06:58:41 AM »
Quote from: B. Sandow on March 23, 2010, 06:25:19 PM
Alright I'm a bit late with this one....

Who is the first Irishman  to show up each spring?.........  (scroll down)

















Paddy O'Furniture  !    (Patio, get it...?)

My stepchildren will love that one.  LOL
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