Sometimes you just have to laugh at the brainiacs. The comments are good for a giggle:
http://www.app.com/article/20100621/NEWS/100621014/Woman-reports-8K-in-items-stolen-from-car-parked-at-Great-AdventureWoman reports $8K in items stolen from car parked at Great Adventure
By CHARLES WEBSTER • STAFF WRITER • June 21, 2010
JACKSON — A Merrick, N.Y. woman reported to police, after a day inside Six Flags Great Adventure on Sunday, that she returned to the parking lot to find her 2008 Saab 9.3 was broken into and ransacked.
The Long Island woman reported about $8,000 worth of items were taken, including laptop computers, a GPS navigation unit, digital SLR camera, Coach bag and cash.
Officer Mary Nelson responded to the scene.